Food Pies for sale! you can buy 'em you can eat 'em, you need 'em in your life! Food Pies, get your Food Pies! Come quick, we just sold the last one! If you hurry we can have one ready for you in maybe an hour! What you just want one? Why not seven?! Go for it you're young, and then you can hold the Food Pies all day, and eat 'em at night! Why come to Pie Town if you dont want a Food Pie!?